Is it our imagination, or do donuts taste better when served to customers on a lazy susan from behind bulletproof glass?
Clearly, people kill for the sinkers at Dat Donut (
Chocolate long johns, apple fritters,
Is it worth the possible gunshot wound and/or the onset of diabetes to obtain its glazed goodness?
"Yeh," the counter girl says, and she spins out a half dozen on the lazy susan that prove it.