
In another reality twist, the fake Mayor Emanuel on Twitter has a new book out: The F***ing Epic Twitter Quest of @MayorEmanuel, by Dan Sinker. It recaps Sinker's classic faux tweets in the guise of Emanuel during the mayoral election. To wit:
• OK, Carl the Intern makes a good point: Appellate courts are for pussies. We're going to motherf***ing Supreme this bullshit.
• If you have a giant f***ing pile of money and a bunch of dumb f***s running against you, DREAMS DO COME TRUE.